Before all this end of the world stuff I got Botox for the first time. Even though I've been blessed with a bit of an auld scrotum forehead I didn't ha…
If fame ever crossed my door (unlikely at this stage granted, with only a few fuckable years left in me) the minute I found myself doing weekly shops i…
On September 21st the pubs will re-open. A substantial meal will no longer be a requirement and the 105-minute limit is set to be scrapped - in certain…
31 years ago I started school. I went to Presentation in Terenure. We lived in Tallaght at the time but my Mam had a bout of the Hyacinth Buckets durin…
A pandemic is the perfect time to develop a new addiction
With this coviy baby boom maybe I should get involved and go for number 4?
If 5 or more of the things listed below relate to you, you unfortunately have what is called Covipainaholeious.
A tampax pearl tampon should be legal tender. Stamps are and they're fuck all use to anyone
This week I interview my 17 year old daughter Ella. I had Ella when I was in 6th year. She'll be heading into 6th year in September so it seemed like a…
I can kind of understand dogging. Sure look I’ve been known to have an audience the odd time when having sex. For me it’s been uninvited animal spectat…
When I was a kid my arse and anyone elses arse was pretty funny. Especially the idea of an old person farting, that was hilarious. Sure listen, if tens…
My first best friend was Daniel. Sure we had shared interests like sweets and TV but we were 6 at the time. It was a friendship subject to circumstance…